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If a parent chooses what their child looks like through picking out their genetic make-up, does that mean the child will have……………………….DESIGNER GENES????!

jpgay:

oh my god mom why are u getting mad? i was just trying to offer u some of this dank ass weed 

(via the-yolocaust)

joliejoly:

despicable-me:

Bob the Maid

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I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED.  I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.

(via the-yolocaust)

(Source: spagheckie, via the-yolocaust)

nippled:

so I was scrolling down my timeline on facebook to look for something and I ended up scrolling down to my first post ever and just

I have so many questions for my past self in 2009 like what happened what did akon do I’m so confused

(via the-yolocaust)

beyonseh:

i can’t decide which one’s me

(Source: laserjungle, via sudowoodno)

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

(via jade-kingfisher)

Captain Jack Harkness: Favorite Quotes

As requested by marandaans.

(Source: timelordsandladies, via starktrekenterprise)

alloutorg:

Russian Parliament’s lower house just passed a law to censor all things “gay”, even after two brutal homophobic murders made international news. We will not be silenced.

Reblog widely and take action here: www.allout.org/russia-attacks

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(Source: weliveandbreathewords, via jade-kingfisher)

internetexplorers:

feraligaytor:

like if u think she’s beautiful no matter what

finally achieved my goal

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thescienceofjohnlock:

Benedict on the success of Sherlock x

and we love your curly hair

(Source: mishasteaparty, via jade-kingfisher)

liar-thief-killer-creep:

I can’t decide which fandom appeared most abruptly: the Hannibal fandom or the Disneyland Peter Pan fandom

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nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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